Nemu kutipan-kutipan lucu disini
Cewe Banget
Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
The Rempongs
Him: Hey
Her (to herself): Oh my God.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk... maybe he's mad at me, i mean all he said was hey... I should just answer him, i don't want to keep him waiting...well maybe i'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks i'm busy... no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, i mean i don't care if he likes me back. who said that i even liked him?! i'm just gonna text him back now. Should i reply hi or hey? or hey with three y's? no that's stupid. 2 y's works. He won't know if i did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. Okay. I got this.
Breath in, breath out.
Her: Heyy
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Curcol
I'm wearing my BEST butt jeans, my cutest shirt, my hair looks amazing, and no matter where i go looking like this, NO hot guys are there.
I'm at Wal*Mart, hair tied up in a bun, no makeup, sweat pants,old t-shirt with paint and holes in it, and slippers. and every time I turn around, HOT GUYS EVERYWHERE.
freakkin lovely.
GIRL LANGUAGE
-> if i dont text you :
( its because im waiting for you to text me .. )
-> when i walk away from you mad :
( follow me )
-> when i push or hit you :
( grab me and dont let go )
-> when im quiet :
( ask me what's wrong.. )
-> when i ignore you :
(give me your attention)
-> when i PUSH YOU AWAY .. :
( pull me BACK )
-> when you see me crying :
( wipe my tears with ur handkerchip )
Kadang ada benernya juga :)
Maksa
Boy:What Will You Do If I Punch You?
Girl:I'll Punch You Back
Boy:What Will You Do If I Slap You?
Girl:I'll Slap You Back.
Boy:What Will You Do If I Kick You?
Girl:I'll Kick You Back.
Boy:What Will You Do If I Said "I Love You".
Girl:.........
Enaknya jadi Cewe
Girl 1 : You look so beautiful.
Girl 2 : Thank you..You too look pretty
Guy 1 : Dude you look handsome.
Guy 2 : Mate, You a "gay"?
It's better to be a Woman
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
4. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.
5. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
6.We don't dance like a frog in a blender
7. We can hug our friends without being gay
8.We can dress ourselves.
9.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
No. 5 Ga banget!
Woman Rule
When a woman says "What" it's not because she didn't hear you....................
- she is giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said!
(bener banget!)
